A Tale of the Missing Laptop

A few minutes ago, I thought someone stole my laptop (Liz always has random people over). I nearly had a heart attack! I couldn't find it anywhere. I remembered putting it on my bed. I was sitting on my bed reading for about an hour until I noticed its "disappearance." I searched everywhere! And then I eventually found it, deep under my blankets on my bed... proof that my bed is too big for me.