So I was running late for work today and I had to walk to get there. The second I left my street I get hit on by some random guy probably in his 40's who is walking with a friend. I was wearing my plum knit hat and this is what happened:
Guy: HEY! I like your hat! Where did you get it?
Me: h&m
Guy: h&m? Nice! I have a daughter your age and she'll love it. I have to go out and buy it for her. What are you, about 16?
Me: No, 20.
Guy: 20!? *jumps up* REALLY? That means you're legal! I'll stop bothering you but my name is Sean *shakes my hand* When you're 40 you'll look 20. Now tell me, am I cute?
Me: Uh... I dunno, you're older...
Sean: yeah, I know but if I was a bit younger, would I be cute?
Me: Uhh... sure.
Sean: Thank you! You just made my day! I think you're really... cute. *crosses the street*
ROFL. epic.
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