Life lesson

Being buzzed is unfun when alone.

A Don't in Life

Don't drink 2 cups of tea before you go to sleep.

My Reaction to the NBA Finals 2010

I don't think I've ever watched a Celtics game until tonight. I actually sat through it, and sort of got into it! I don't know much about basketball, nor am I interested in the sport, so here are my "rookie" reactions. Don't take anything seriously, because really, I have no idea what I'm talking about. This is just what I thought while watching the game. Perhaps it may cheer up all you heartbroken fans out there.

1) That Spanish guy is a beast.
2) Kobe’s nose is a different color?
3) Too many free throws for the Lakers.
4) The red headed Celtics player is hilarious. Ball o energy. He should have played more!
5) Lakers’ colors are purple & yellow. My favorite colors!
6) Apparently, it’s “quarters,” not “innings.” My mistake. (Now, baseball is a sport I like).
7) Why do people sit so close to the floor? They'll just get trampled on. I wouldn’t want a
giant falling on top of me.
8) Slovenian guy...? What a random country.
9) I want purple and yellow confetti to fall on me.
10) Time outs during the last few seconds of the game… intense!
11) Why no more short shorts? :P
12) I wouldn’t want to be the sweat-on-the-floor-wiper guy.
13) I didn’t know basketball players were actors, too. Felt like I was watching a cheesy
wrestling match at times. You’re huge men, suck it up!
14) Odom? Like... that guy who married Khloe Kardashian?

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