Not only is he naked most of the time, but he likes to call attention to himself
by singing, yelling angrily at his cat, and making loud noises in his apartment.
(I swear he has tourrettes. It's fun to hear other neighbors yell at him to shut up).
Yesterday he came out onto his porch, fully dressed. I spied from my window.
He was talking to a cat in another yard, I think, because no one was talking back.
Then, he went into his apartment and came back out with a pair of binoculars.
I suppose he was looking at the cat through the binoculars.
I now know that he owns binoculars, yet then again I don't really do anything outlandish in front of my window.
A dog barked and he barked back at it.
Afterwards, he leaned against his railing and sang for a few minutes.
He's an odd guy...
His name is Bill.
the nudist & his binoculars.




